I’m 26. Either spam mailers think I’m a gold digger, or I’m really that boringly grown up. 

I’m 26. Either spam mailers think I’m a gold digger, or I’m really that boringly grown up. 

Dos Equis’ campaign planning for year 2014… (I wish) 

Dos Equis’ campaign planning for year 2014… (I wish) 

Me want planktonnn…. 
This inspires fond memories of my 2011 Halloween costume, Ms. Cookie Monster, which gave me permission to accessorize with all the crumbly, chocolately junk I usually try to avoid at the grocery store. 
God bless Halloween, the Christmas for sweet “teeth” like myself. 

Me want planktonnn…. 

This inspires fond memories of my 2011 Halloween costume, Ms. Cookie Monster, which gave me permission to accessorize with all the crumbly, chocolately junk I usually try to avoid at the grocery store. 

God bless Halloween, the Christmas for sweet “teeth” like myself. 

LinkedIn… boobs… isn’t this one of the token don’ts? 

LinkedIn… boobs… isn’t this one of the token don’ts? 

I asked Mr. Wrangle what you were like. He said you were hornet juice and rosebuds in a container of gazelle meat.
Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker
Me on Monday morning (including the Mr. part) 

Me on Monday morning (including the Mr. part)